When I was little the shops didn't open on Sunday Newspaper men sold from the back of a van or on dry days set papers out along the pavement
My father always fetched the papers sometimes on his way to somewhere He rode upon his motorbikeand put them in the sidecar Sometimes he walked to fetch them
If we were very good we were allowed to go with him We could carry them home - if we didn't drop them When I was eight - or nine - I could read very well but my mother wouldn't let me read the papers
"The Sunday Despatch and The News of the World are not suitable for children" she would say So that was that
My big brother and I had to go to Sunday School before my father was allowed to read them
They had to be tidied away before we came home I used to wish we didn't have to have newspapers on Sunday Then we wouldn't have to go to Sunday School
My granny hobbled down the street to buy some bread and buy some meat and when she hobbled back again a robber waited in the lane to steal her purse and bread and meat
He grabbed her bag and pulled a lot so granny called her old dog Scot Scot knew how to sit and beg and bite a robber on the leg and so he did the good brave Scot
Then granny found her mobile phone which had a tweety-tweety tone She rang policemen who came quick and took the robber to The Nick She shared her meat with good brave Scot - the bread she had to eat alone Main site Poetry site Song site Child Poems site
Granny rides a bicycle It wobbles on the road She rides it to the shops a bit and comes back with a load of bread and milk and cheese and rice a book and biscuits she thinks nice